WTF SCHOOL IS FOR YOU whether you need …
a life raft
- Sick of asking, “WTF am I doing with my life?”
- Totally stuck with no idea how and when you got so lost?
- In a great-on-paper career that doesn’t feel so great inside?
- Sick of asking, “WTF am I doing with my life … NEXT?!”
- Successful by all standards but wondering if this is it … forever?
- Feeling like “lean-in” strategies just aren’t cutting it?
WTF SCHOOL GRADUATES:
- Thrive, not merely survive
- Find the sweet spot where money means meaning
- Get to be the founder, not just around her
Meet WTF Am I Doing with My Life?
It’s The Conscious Career Program for Underfulfilled Overachievers. Think of it like a bootcamp – for your career! And, TBH, It’s the closest thing to a “magic pill” for fulfillment that you’re gonna get. Trust me, I tried it all. For years. Let me save you the trouble.
Hint: You did not end up on this page by mistake.
Hi, I am Megan
And I used to be exactly where you are.
- I did everything “right”: the schools, the degrees, the jobs, on cue.
- My resume was impressive.
- My apartment was fancy.
- My “power couple” relationship was enviable.
- I always looked the part. Flawless wardrobe and all. All so “effortlessly,” of course.
I WAS LIVING A GREAT LIFE, IT JUST WASN’T MY LIFE.
Oh yeah, and also, I could barely get out of bed each morning, was deeply depressed, cried myself to sleep every night, had frequent paralyzing anxiety attacks, felt sick to my stomach as I approached my office each day, and was consumed by imposter syndrome.
AND, OF COURSE, I WAS TOO ASHAMED TO TELL ANYONE HOW MUCH PAIN I WAS IN.
- I built a new career and a multi-six figure business from scratch.
- I work less, make more, and have impact I care deeply about.
- I am thriving, not just (barely) surviving.
- I practice aligned achievement, not blind ambition.
- I look forward to Mondays as much as Fridays.
- I have the kind of transformative love and partnership that I had only heard about, and really, really hoped existed.
- Purpose, meaning and fulfillment: non-negotiable.
- Full soul. Full 401k. Can’t lose.
BECAUSE THE WHOLE “YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN BEING A RICH SELLOUT OR A STARVING ARTIST” THING IS TOTAL BS.
Megan’s guidance, help, and support was pivotal, in a time when I felt very lost. She helped me reframe a lot of my thinking and was part of a series of events that culminated in this big adventure of a Congressional run…and win! As a result of this work, I opened a door I didn’t even know existed. It is pretty amazing to think about how far gone I felt then compared to where things are now. Thank you, Megan, for giving me exactly what I needed when I really needed it!
THIS IS MORE THAN JUST A CLASS.
IT’S A PHILOSOPHY AND A FRAMEWORK.
IT’S A DESIGN FOR LIVING.
Here are the 3 most important things to know about this program:
THIS IS A BRAND NEW, PROPRIETARY APPROACH.
The WTF program is a unique, interdisciplinary and holistic experience.
It is both innovative and completely original content – I have the trademarks! – AND an innovative and completely new way of learning it.
You won’t find these strategies, frameworks, step-by-step guides, techniques and practices anywhere else – I know because I spent a long time looking! There’s even an entirely new vocabulary (glossary included!) that you’ll be introduced to.
NO JARGON, NO SANCTIMONY, NO FLUFF.
This is not just another item on your self-improvement “to do” list, a bunch of lightweight advise, rah-rah sermons you’ve heard before, or a series of cute “life hacks.”
Make no mistake: this is a radical, deeply transformative approach that fundamentally challenges everything you have been taught about how to navigate your career – and life.
This program provides the high-level strategy + the scalable tactics, the big concepts + their immediate application… all while being highly accessible, easily actionable, and an actually enjoyable (and even fun!) process in a beautifully designed custom platform.
IT WORKS… AND IT’S PROVEN.
I’ve spent 8 years in private practice perfecting this method one-on-one.
Hundreds of people have graduated from this program already.
Those that have worked with me have gone from employee to employer, from struggling freelancer to bestselling author, from unhappy attorney to passionate public policy advisor, from unfulfilled accountant to successful tech entrepreneur, and of course, from bartender to freaking Congresswoman.
“A godsend.” HOSPITALITY EXEC
“It’s deep like therapy, but fun like a magazine quiz.”
“It has been one of the most rewarding and fulfilling experiences I’ve had in my adult life.” ACTRESS
The WTF Program is consciously and intentionally designed according to my research-based process. It is carefully constructed to maximize deep learning, full integration and IRL application.
HERE’S WHAT IS INCLUDED:
Megan makes the coursework extremely easy to digest, and has a great ability for taking complex concepts and presenting them in an approachable way. She also completely empathizes with how hard this journey is, and it’s almost as though she anticipated all the various challenges i encountered along the way which made me feel supported throughout the course.”
“Thank you for this course. I have been stuck for what feels like an eternity. When I tell people that I feel like I haven’t been myself since law school, no one seems to get what I mean, but this course has totally unlocked my thinking.”
“I felt so stuck after spending 5 years in consulting but this summer I saw a new position at a company I’d passively followed for a few years that seemed like it could be directionally right and I’m thrilled to say I started last week and I am SO happy I finally found the next step.”
“After being in a career funk for 2 years and trying and willing my brain to reason through why this could be, the WTFcourse has truly been transformational in grounding me and giving me the tool set to step into my most authentic, powerful self that i’m meant to be and to sustain that girl moving forward.”
Only 7 weeks to never having to ask “WTF AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?” EVER AGAIN.
$880 one-time payment*
(OR $300 FOR 3 MONTHS)
*This is less than one single introductory session with me
NOTE: NEEDS-BASED SCHOLARSHIPS AVAILABLE FOR BIPOC/LGBTQ+. APPLY HERE.
(No waiting 2 months for some arbitrary official start date. Your career, your life, your timeline.)
WOMEN OF COLOR: YOU PAY 15% LESS FOR WTF SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU GET PAID AT LEAST 15% LESS IN THE WORLD AS compared to WHITE WOMEN.
WOC USE CODE: ‘PAYGAP‘
This is the time to seriously ask yourself if how badly you want things to change, and how important finding more fulfillment, ease and purpose in your life is to you. What are you willing to do to find that for yourself?
You will have a real hardcore AF transformation, my friend. We’re talking soup to nuts transformation. But not just talk: talk AND walk. Big changes the whole world can see. Small adjustments that only those closest to you will notice, and subtle inner shifts that only the deepest parts of you will recognize – immediate, powerful change, and long-term, sustainable life transformation.
You have agency here.
Your only job is to sign up and show up. (In your PJs, on your couch, mind you!) It’s gonna feel uncomfortable at times, because, well, change. BUT, I promise you will look back and wonder what took you so long to start.
Look at your calendar and find the date 7 weeks from now. Where do you want to be on that date?
7 WEEKS WILL FLY BY, EITHER WAY. HOW DO YOU WANT TO INVEST THEM?
When does the WTF program begin? Can I do it at my own pace and on my own schedule?
This program’s job is to support YOU, and to fit YOUR needs (not for you to fit its demands), and my job was to create a program that gives you what I call “structured flexibility” — enough structure that you are guided, supported, directed, and clear throughout what your job is, and also flexible enough that it can be tailored to meet your specific real-time, real-life needs.
Do I have to be available at any specific time or place? What if I live in another timezone?
Does the program have an expiration date once I enroll?
How long is the program? How much time will I need to dedicate to it?
It averages 5-7 hours of investment per week, or about 1 hour per day. However, many people find that doing this work in 2-3 chunks of time during the week is a very effective and sustainable way to approach the program.
This is a suggested timeline and work load that we’ve seen to be optimal for motivation and change, but the structure of the program allows for the utmost flexibility, because everyone is busy, has different demands on them and likes to work at her own pace in her own way.